Will and Kate had tea at Skoki Lodge...

Skoki Lodge. A very lovely lodge that we neither stayed nor ate at.

...But we didn't! At $5 per person for tea (albeit unlimited amounts, but how much tea can one drink anyways?), it seemed a bit steep (pun intended - sorry!). Rice Krispy squares at $5 also was a bit much, so at the end of the day all we sampled at the Skoki Lodge was the atmosphere and filtered water. Ok, I'll fess up: a very nice lady - one of the legitimate lodge guests - donated her share of the squares to our cause so we didn't walk away entirely empty-handed.

A very notable pair of signatures